Dreamt that I was in Nigeria with my ex and a bunch of friends at the Sports Club. He looked like my ex, but had the personality of a man who had been in the Peace Corps in Botswana for 2 years.
Anyway, we were all hanging out and having fun and I saw him and his friends checking some girls out. So. I tell the girls to go talk to them, that he’s cute. Cool. Whatever.
Then my ex and this girl start making out right behind me. MUST you do that shit in my presence??? Not only that, they are making out so close to me that I can literally feel BOTH OF THEIR LIPS ON MY BARE BACK! (I was in a bikini).
Needless to say, I was upset and told him so. “I mean, how would YOU feel if I did that in front of you???” He agreed and apologized.
I’m still upset. Why? Not the ex kissing. No, not that. I GOT TURNED ON BY IT GADDDAMMIT!. You know it’s been a while when you get turned on by a second-hand double-kissing on your bare back kind of shit dream.
I woke up so annoyed. So annoyed.
