I have 2 interviews lined up this week.
May the Almighty’s holy, holy hand be placed gently upon the heads of my interviewers and SHINEEEE that heavenly light to reveal that I am THE BEST candidate to file their office paperwork. I shall be swift and organized. SWIFT AND ORGANIZED!!!
And may they give me decent hours do that I can get that money INTO my bank account and MULTIPLYYYYYY!!! And oh, give me the strength to work 2 jobs.