YAGAZIE EMEZI

Questions!! Naija Version

  • I ADDED MORE:
  • 1. What part of Nigeria are you from?
  • 2. How many names do you have? [list them]
  • 3. What do they mean?
  • 4. Last time you went to Nigeria?
  • 5. Last time you got a beating?
  • 6. Favorite insult phase?
  • 7. Most memorable beating?
  • 8. Team Eba, Amala or Iyan?
  • 9. What language do (your family) you speak?
  • 10. Can you speak your language?
  • 11. Can you understand your language?
  • 12. Favorite Nollywood actress?
  • 13. Favorite Nollywood actor?
  • 14. Favorite Nollywood movie?
  • 15. Favorite Nigerian Blog?
  • 16. You sabi pidgin?
  • 17. Can you speak.understand any other Nigerian language besides yours?
  • 18. Jollof Rice or Fried Rice?
  • 19. Did you spend this last new year's eve in church?
  • 20. Last time you attend a Nigerian party?
  • 21. Favorite Nigerian food?
  • 22. Favorite Nigerian drink?
  • 23. Funny story about Nigeria?
  • 24. Do you miss Nigeria?
  • 25. How many traditional clothes do you have?
  • 26. Favorite Naija song(s)?
  • 27. Fvaorite Naija artist(s)?
  • 28. Any annoying nicknames given to you by relatives or any other relatives?
  • 29. What do you love most about Naija?
  • 30. If you could change 1 thing, what would you change about Nigeria?
  • 31. Last time time you talked to someone from Nigeria?
  • 32. Were you named after anyone?
  • 33. Planing to go back to Nigeria soon?
  • 34. Would you rather reside here or Nigeria?
  • 35. Do you miss anyone in Nigeria?
  • 36. Do you know how to cook Nigerian foods?
  • 37. What reminds you of Nigeria?
  • 38. Your top 10 favorite places in Nigeria
  • 39. A picture of you in your traditional clothing.
  • 40. Favorite family member (relative)
  • 41. Favorite Nigerian proverb
  • 42. Traditional wedding or White wedding?
  • 43. Have you ever ridden an okada?
  • 44. Can you dance?
  • 45. What is your favorite traditional names(s)
  • 46. Girls-Any Nigerian boy you'd date on here?
  • 47. Boys-Any Nigerian girl you'd date on here?
  • 48. Last time you got a lecture from your parents-what for?
  • 49. What word do you use often? (e.g- abeg, tcheww, chai, oya..etc.)
  • 50. Scariest thing your parents have threatened to do to you?
  • 51. How many times have your parents threatened to send you back to Nigeria
  • 52. Can you find phone cards laying around your house?
  • 53. Are you the human dishwasher for your family.
  • 54. Name the first 5 Nigerian songs that come to mind.
  • 55. Which of your Nigerian followers would you like to meet in person?
  • 56. Meat or fish?
  • 57. Will your children have traditional Nigerian names?
  • 58. Do you have a family member/relative that owns a shop? Who?
  • 59. Do you have a family member/relative who is a nurse? Who?
  • 60. Do you have a family member/relative that lives in London?
  • 61. Have you ever been beaten by an elder that was not your parent?
  • 62. Favorite Naija pickup line?
  • 63. Make up a Nigerian romance line (e.g- you are my generator when they take light)
  • 64. Favorite church song (e.g- follow the ladder)
  • 65. Mr Biggs or McDonalds?
  • 66. Last time you had suya?
  • 67. Did your parents have special devices (belts or slippers etc..) that they used to beat you?
  • 68. Have you ever hidden the beating devices in your house from your parents?
  • 69. Describe what Nigeria means to you in 5 words or less.
  • 70. Have you ever stolen meat from the pot?
  • 71. When was the last time you were volunteered as the cleanup service for a party?
  • 72. Can you list 10 tribes in Nigeria?
  • 73. What was most often used by your parents to beat you?
  • 74. Did your parents ever have the sex talk with you?
  • 75. Do you have a "phone voice"
  • 76. Greatest lesson your parents have ever taught you?
  • 77. One place in Nigeria you really want to visit?
  • 78. Why?
  • 79. Have you ever had a maid and or driver?
  • 80. Last time you found out about a new relative you had?
  • 81. Last time you found something that wasn't ice-cream in the ice-cream container?
  • 82. Does your mom have more than one fridge/freezer in your house?
  • 83. Last time you forgot to greet an elder?
  • 84. What happened?
  • 85. Last time you ate rice?
  • 86. Can you tell the difference between normal jollof rice and party jollof rice?
  • 87. If you were told that you would be leaving for Nigeria tomorrow, how would you react?
  • 88. Last time you heard a "when i was your age" speech?
  • 89. Do you ever plan on moving back to Nigeria?
  • 90. Meat pie or puff-puff?
  • 91. Cowbell, Nido or Peak?
  • 92. Ovaltine or Milo?
  • 93. Last time you washed clothes with your hands?
  • 94. Favorite memory in Nigeria?
  • 95. If you could have anything from Nigeria brought here, what would it be?
  • 96. Ever been beaten with the fufu stick?
  • 97. Last time you parents threw you a birthday party?
  • 98. Picture of you when you were little?
  • 99. Have you ever been woken up in the middle of the night to greet a relative on the phone?
  • 100. Least favorite form of punishment?
  • 101. Recent picture of yourself
  • 102. How many times have you been to Nigeria?
  • 103. Favorite Nigerian snack?
  • 104. Have your parents ever had more friends of theirs at your party than you have?
  • 105. Have you ever been late to your own party?
  • 106. Girls- Can you tie a gele?
  • 107. What do [bawoni], [kedu] and [sannu] mean?
  • 108. Can you open a bottle with your teeth?
  • 109. Why do you like being Nigerian?
  • 110. Are you a proud Nigerian?
May, 29th 2012 @ 16:19 / 449 /