I hate Albuquerque radio stations. And Drake. Drake haaadd say that while he was in Africa, in general, he got attacked by a tiger while on a safari. The Albuquerque radio station went on to discuss his well-being after his alledged tiger attack. Excuse me. Excuse me. I didn’t know tigers could be found nowadays mingling with the lions and antelopes in any part of Africa. I’m waiting for another celebrity to say how he/she got mauled by a black bear while in another part of Africa. Maybe a koala bear.

Oh, Drake was also soooo surprised that while he was performing Africa, in all the countries, at the same time, he was shocked that his audience knew the words to his new song. So, damn, shocking.