I am itching to draw something on a huge scale. I’m looking for some portraits…. But what?
‘Stop being overdramatic,’ they say.
‘I dont know what you mean,’ I say as I descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist.
Giggity. Thanks, love!
Of course I don’t get asked this question by random people. You know, it’s just one of those questions that pop up under a topic you’re discussing with friends or something. But I never know how to feel with the surprised manner people react to my answer. I personally feel that no one should be ashamed, embarrassed or shy about their sexual encounters;
limited or excessive (who is ANYONE to say that the number of people you’ve been with is too little or too much?!?)
I’m in the single digits over here. And people reply with,
“Haha, now double that.”
“Really?!? I never would have guessed.”
I don’t know why the people who respond this way and others who silently assume think that dick comes easy to me.
It DOESN’T!! IT DOESN’T!!!!!!!
Oh God…..it doesn’t……