And you know I’m not joking.
Just updated my phone and using Siri for the first time ever.
I’m never making friends ever again.
Even in my dreams I creep. Dreamt last night that I was took a butt picture of a man while he showered and the picture became tumblr famous.
I’m so worried that no man will ever love me because I’m so creepy.
I REFUSE! I will not partake in this 2 year old drama! Jesus BIND AND CAST this away from my life!!!